tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via heylook-itstaylor)

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larrys27tattoos:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

be quiet and eat your gays

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath, via heylook-itstaylor)

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1 day ago

LOL

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2 days ago

More perfection!!!

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2 days ago

Perfection

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2 days ago

(Source: memories-never--fade, via ball-of-sarcasm)

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4 weeks ago

Holy collarbones.

(via n-u-t-e-l-l-a)

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2 months ago